The Plot:
This touching and funny play follows Nick Cristano, a thirty-something Italian American bachelor from New Jersey who is very close to his four grandparents. When Nick is offered a job in Seattle, his grandparents, Frank, Aida, Nunzio, and Emma, are devastated by the thought of him moving away. In their efforts to keep him close, they come up with one heartfelt (and often hilarious) idea after another, including inviting a charming nurse to dinner in hopes of sparking a romance. The play beautifully captures the humor, love, and generational differences that make family so special.

Directed By: Kirstin Hayward
Producer: Jenny Byrnes

Show Sponsor: Sagadahoc Preservation, Inc.
Stage Sponsor: Hancock Lumber Company
Set Sponsor: Habitat For Humanity 7 Rivers Maine

Advanced Ticket Prices Purchase At The Door (Day Of Show)
Adult (Ages 18-59): $22 Adult (Ages 18-59): $25
Senior (Ages 60+): $20 Senior (Ages 60+): $22
Students (Under 18): $20 Students (Under 18): $22

Show Dates
May 15 & 22, 2026: 7:30pm
May 16 & 23, 2026: 2pm & 7:30pm
May 17 & 24, 2026: 2pm
**Doors open 30 minutes before showtime